Urban Bella

Unless you live under a rock, you should know by now that Transformers starlet Megan Fox was asked by director Michael Bay to gain weight. Believe me, all of the actresses in Hollywood are cursing her name. Who does she think she is being so skinny (not to mention FHM’s sexiest women of the year) and nobody has questioned her once about an eating disorder. (Sorry, Kate Bosworth.) When questioned about how she was going to gain this weight, Megan said she has been eating red velvet cake every night before bed. Really. No, really. That’s her plan? It’s questionable to many women how this even deserves a plan. Most of us gain weight successfully just eating salads and downing liters of Diet Coke and going to the gym every single stinking day. I’m saddened that Megan will have to force feed moist cake into her mouth every night before bed. So little time. So many causes.